quinta-feira, 21 de julho de 2011

NHL Free Agents 2011: Dallas Stars and the 18 Biggest Losers of Free Agency

This year's NHL free agency period has seen a lot of moves quickly take place. Many teams have made new additions that should help their teams in the coming season.

Teams like the Washington Capitals and Philadelphia Flyers both picked up great veteran goaltenders that they hope will help them in their quest for the Cup.

The New York Rangers picked up highly sought-after free agent Brad Richards and hope he'll bolster their offense.

However, as there are some winners, there are also some losers. Some of these losers are teams and some are players.

Some are losers because they lost out on somebody or because one of their players left for greener (often, greener as in money) pastures.

Here are the 18 biggest losers so far in 2011 free agency.

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Source: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/771287-nhl-free-agents-2011-dallas-stars-and-the-18-biggest-losers-of-free-agency

Wayne Gretzky Bobby Orr Gordie Howe Mario Lemieux Patrick Roy

Teddy Purcell, Yzerman avoid arbitration with 2-year deal

After signing Steven Stamkos and pissing off everyone with visions of offer sheets dancing in their heads, Tampa Bay Lightning GM Steve Yzerman turned to another restricted free agent: Winger Teddy Purcell, whose arbitration hearing was scheduled for Wednesday at 9 a.m.

It was a hearing successfully avoided by the player and his team, as Purcell agreed to a 2-year, $4.725 million deal (via Nick Kypreos) ? a hefty raise from the $750,000 he made last season.

Not that he didn't deserve a raise, with career highs of 17 goals, 34 assists and 51 points in 81 games last season for the Lightning. But his real value was in the postseason: For all the chatter about Sean Bergenheim being a playoff revelation, Purcell had 17 points in 18 games during the Bolts' run to the conference finals.

Purcell was a player Yzerman mentioned as being vital to the Bolts next season; at 25, he's the type of familiar young player the GM expects to step up and play a more significant offensive role in lieu of the Lightning not spending dollars on riskier free agent options this summer.

The $2.36 million cap hit makes Purcell the team's fifth-highest paid forward next season.

Kypreos also reported that Laurie Korpikoski had an "arbitration settlement" of 2 years at $3.6 million total with the Phoenix Coyotes, but the team says the deal was struck "minutes before" their hearing. GM Don Maloney said on Tuesday that he expected to go to arbitration with Korpikoski.

Looming on July 21: Brandon Dubinsky and the New York Rangers.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Teddy-Purcell-Yzerman-avoid-arbitration-with-2-?urn=nhl-wp9432

Mike Modano Pat LaFontaine Yvan Cournoyer Alex Delvecchio Charlie Gardiner

Chris Osgood Hall of Fame debate: Why he?ll make the cut

Is Chris Osgood a Hockey Hall of Fame goaltender?

This is question being asked by everyone from fans to media to ex-jocks on the occasion of Osgood's retirement, which was formally announced on Tuesday after 17 NHL seasons and three Stanley Cup championships.

This is the question that in many ways defines, but ultimately overshadows, one of the most impressive careers for an NHL goaltender in the last 20 years.

Osgood knows this. He candidly acknowledged his desire to be a Hall of Fame goaltender in his retirement press conference, and was equally as candid about the fact that the retirement wouldn't be taking place had he not reached the 400-career-win plateau last season.

"I'd be kidding myself if I said it didn't mean a lot to me, because it does. I know what I had to do to get to where I've been at, and I feel like I do deserve to be there," he said. "If I didn't [say that], I'd be kidding myself and lying to you guys."

He knows what kind of goalie he was during his time with the Detroit Red Wings, New York Islanders and St. Louis Blues. He wasn't the franchise. He wasn't a perennial Vezina finalist. He wasn't a name mentioned among the Roys and Haseks and Brodeurs as the legends of their era between the pipes.

He was the guy who made the key save to win his team a game. He was the guy whose stability and mental toughness provided the foundation on which championship efforts could be constructed.

"It's never easy to play goalie for any team in the National Hockey League. If your team's good or bad, you still have to make the saves. You have to make the plays when needed most," said Osgood.

The issue for many is that the teams on which Osgood played in Detroit were very, very good. How much of that was Osgood, and how much of that was circumstance?

Red Wings GM Ken Holland, whom Osgood likened to a "second father" during his retirement comments, spoke directly to the question of Osgood, the Hall of Fame and the notion of his being a "passenger" on those talent-laden teams.

Said Holland:

"The NHL has been around for 90 years or so, and as he retires 90 years into the League he has the 10th-most wins in the history of the National Hockey League. Anytime you're in the top 10 of anything that's been around for 90 to 100 years, that's pretty special.

"People would say that Chris played on a good team, and use that as a reason why [he was so successful]. They say anybody could accomplish what he's accomplished. My response would be that most of the guys above him on the list played for good teams. If it was so easy, everybody would be doing it. Not everybody wins 400 games.

"It's difficult playing for a real good team. Some goaltenders can do it. Other goaltenders struggle at it. I think Chris thrived playing under pressure of playing on a team with high expectations, year in and year out. There's times when he had a bad game or let in a bad goal, and I loved his ability to bounce back."

Holland specifically mentioned this goal from 1998 against the Dallas Stars, when Jamie Langenbrunner scored from center ice:

Osgood's reaction? Pitching a shutout in Game 6 to win the series.

"Do you know how mentally tough you need to be to be in a playoff series and bounce back from an overtime goal at center ice?" asked Holland.

Very few goaltenders do, and that's Holland's point: In an era during which the mental toughness and gutty play of big-ticket goaltenders are blamed for a star-laden team's postseason failings ? ask the Vancouver Canucks ? Osgood wasn't a liability and, on many occasions, made the save his team needed him to make.

He could have been Evgeni Nabokov. Instead, he's Grant Fuhr.

Osgood cited Fuhr as a goaltending idol. "I always loved the fact that when we were tied or the games were close in the last 10 minutes, I'd shut the door and we'd win the game," he said.

"I knew how I did my job on a great team."

It's not damning to say that Osgood played for elite teams but wasn't seen as an elite goaltender ? it's accurate. Whether that changes in hindsight will depend greatly on whether he gets into the Hockey Hall of Fame.

And he will.

As Holland said, his numbers and postseason accomplishments make it nearly implausible for the selection committee to keep him out.

It's their Hall of Fame; Osgood might not be in yours, depending on your standards. He wouldn't be in mine, because I picture the Hall of Fame like Mount Olympus and Osgood is a demigod. But my standards, and my politics, aren't certainly in line with those of the Hall of Fame Selection Committee.

The standards they've set aren't for immortals; they're for mortals with really, really great numbers, some hardware and popularity among their peers.

Osgood hits on all of those points, even if he can't be considered on the level of players like Roy or Brodeur.

Not everyone can be Mick or Keith. Sometimes you're Charlie Watts. Without Charlie Watts, the Stones wouldn't be the Stones. Without Osgood, despite what his detractors say, those Red Wings might not have been championship teams.

He was clutch. He was a winner. And he goes out like one.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Chris-Osgood-Hall-of-Fame-debate-Why-he-ll-make?urn=nhl-wp9390

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Gallery: Boston Bruins Bear Photoshop Contest Roars Ahead

Gallery 1 of our Boston Bruins Bear Cup Celebration Photoshop Contest was a cavalcade of bloody images, ingenious jokes and beer references.� As you can see from this entry by reader Eric Pratt, Gallery 2 builds on that tradition:

The submissions are all in, the Puck Daddy brainless trust is mulling the possibilities, and we'll have the winners announced at the start of Puck Daddy Radio today at 1 p.m. ET/10 a.m. PT, and subsequently on the site.

Again: One lucky winner from the Boston area gets to attend tonight's VIP premiere of the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup DVD, and we're giving away five copies of the DVD to runners-up.

Prepare yourselves for the hilarity and inanity of Bruins Bear Cup Celebration Contest, Gallery 2!

And here ? we ? go.

In our first gallery, we gave you severed limbs. In our second, we give you ? more severed limbs. From reader "I Have a Bad Monkey":

"The bear celebrating his day with the Cup at home. I guess Mamma bear didn't like Phil Pritchard."

Well, at least Mike Bolt endures.

More gruesome goodness, this time from Photoshop contest veteran Trevor Ezaki. Nothing washes down a bloody hand like a nice, cool Amstel Light.

Reader Julio Rivera also focuses on the finger bite:

"Here is the bear reminding Burrows that you eat cold cuts, tuna and lobster ? not�people."

Mmmmm ? cold cuts.

This one from reader Jeff Frechette is rather brilliant. If you don't get the reference, this was the Vancouver Canucks' super secret motivational poster in their locker room. (Frechette also did the Luongo tire pump image from Gallery 1.)

Oh, reader Mike Tan, that's just mean. Although we do feel suddenly refreshed.

It wouldn't be a Puck Daddy Photoshop contest without a "300" tribute. Let's face it: Reader Brad Dale probably could have left King Leonidas alone and just convinced us it was Zdeno Chara.

OK, this one dips into the story archive a bit. Remember that post about the guy in Tampa Bay whose HOA went after him for having Lightning signs on his lawn? Reader Brett Buda believes he's discovered who took the photo of the Lightning fan's house and squealed to the community killjoys about it. Well-played.

OK, this next one is a Down Goes Brown special, as we discover the secret of Tim Thomas's mustache through the power of MAGNIFICATION!

Every time Tim Thomas shaves there are a million tiny growls of anguish.

Richie Preds Fan finds a sneaky way to get around our No Riots edict in the contest. We'll allow it.

Lesson learned via reader Ryan Lilien.

A second effort from Eric Pratt (who did the opening image with the heads on the wall). Our eyes are drawn to the glass container on the right. Honey? Urine? Honey-scented urine?

Here's our Photoshop ace John Schultz with a "Dogs Playing Poker"-esque look at the Boston Bruins.

And finally, we have to give Dan Sassone props for this concept:

The Stanley Cup of Bruins Bear Photoshops.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Gallery-Boston-Bruins-Bear-Photoshop-Contest-Ro?urn=nhl-wp9285

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Bourne Blog: Using the offseason to build for next season

As we're slowly drifting away from end of the 2010-11 season and heading closer to the start of the 2011-12 campaign, hockey players are in the gym five-to-six days a week, molding their bodies to improve upon their weaknesses, hoping to find that extra half-step or full pound that can be the difference between on-ice success and failure.

There is a multitude of ways to train. These days, many players are latching on to a fitness gurus like Gary Roberts to put them through the paces in the off-season. Others self-motivate; others grab a workout partner; but in the end, they're all pursuing the same goal: improvement.

There are many ways to skin a cat, but in general, whatever specific workouts the guys do will be tailored around a similar game plan, which progresses something like this:

Rebuilding

On average, a hockey player will lose between five-to-10 pounds from training camp to when the buzzer goes to end their final game, even with being conscious about crushing protein shakes and staying in the gym.

Those more prone to weight gain may not see the actual pounds slip off, but their muscle mass will rarely stay the same.

What that means is, the early stages of summer are all about rebuilding. After the restful few weeks off, you get back to basics: eating like a ? um, something that eats a lot of protein, and slowly lifting your way back to where you once were.

You're used to being stronger than you are, so it's a frustrating time. Your arms shake as you strain to lift weights lighter than you used to be able to lift, but you work through it (it's a good time to have a spotter). This segment of summer is best represented by the two words "constant soreness."

Powerlifting

As you get back to where you've been, it's time to try to get ahead. You don't want to go into the season too bulky, but you need to put extra muscle on now before you get to the more athletic latter stages of training and it gets harder to do.

This means a lot of Olympic lifts: stuff like squats, deadlifts, snatches, bench press, clean and jerks, all that monotonous stuff. You lunge your heart out. It's just about getting ahead of where you've been in the past strength-wise. If you're going to take one step back over the course of the season, you better take two forward now.

Fast-Twitch Muscles

A clich�d hockey complaint from players being forced to do the heavy lifting stuff is "nobody ever scored a goal on the bench press." It's a tongue-in-cheek protest, but at some point you have to remember that hockey is an athletic sport.

(I should probably mention before I move on that the focal point for hockey training these days is simple: core. Core, core, core, core. During all phases of training you work on your core and flexibility, because that's how you end up damn near impossible to knock off the puck.)

Now that you've put on that muscle, it's time to get moving. A lot of players are fans of plyometrics ? it's a lot of box-jumps (it's a lot of jumps in general, really) and repetitive, quick action that help you get quicker and stronger not with weights, but with movement.

It's also time to introduce sprints, and any other exercise that emphasizes speed.

By now guys are on the ice, and really putting things into overdrive as they head into the season.

The Total Package

It's a few weeks until camp, and it's time to put it all together. Diet gets some extra attention here ? a lot of guys stop drinking a few weeks prior to the season.

The goal from the summer is to end up lean with explosive quickness, but that's no good if you can only do it in short bursts. That means a bulk of the daily work will be devoted to whatever a player's chosen form of cardio is.

Most guys choose to bag skate or ride the bike (long-distance running is a less-than-awesome choice for a hockey player), but all of them are playing more competitive shinny than they have over the course of the summer.

It's an exciting time when you know you've put in the off-season work, and you're feeling stronger and faster than ever.

But that time is still a ways away. Right now, guys are somewhere between phases two and three, lifting heavy and mixing in more athletic stuff.

There's a lot of competition out there, and each day your goal is just to out-work that guy who wants the same job you do, wherever he is, whoever he is.

Photo credit: Getty Images

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Bourne-Blog-Using-the-offseason-to-build-for-ne?urn=nhl-wp9201

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quarta-feira, 20 de julho de 2011

No, seriously, Jacques Lemaire isn?t coaching Devils next season

Jacques Lemaire would be, in several ways, the perfect coach for the 2011-12 New Jersey Devils.

He commands respect, both as a Hall of Fame player and as a coach with the Stanley Cup ring. He knows the organization and the tenets of Lou Lamoriello hockey. He managed to turn this ill-fitting collection of high-priced veterans and talented young players into a winning hockey team during the second half of last season.

Most of all, he's a short-term solution for a win-now team, whose legendary goaltender is in the last year of his contract.

All of these reasons factor into why Devils fans had been hounding Bergen Record beat writer Tom Gulitti with questions about Lemaire and the potential for him to come back for one more season with the Devils.

Gulitti went to the source, and got a definitive answer from the former New Jersey coach:

With the general manager Lou Lamoriello dragging out the decision to hire Lemaire's successor, some viewed that as an indication that Lamoriello might be trying to convince Lemaire to return again.

Lemaire says that is not the case. "I'm waiting for Lou to make his decision," Lemaire told me via phone this afternoon. "I'm excited like the fans, I guess, to find out who it's going to be."

Lemaire said he has no idea who it will be, but knows for certain who it won't be. "It's not going to be me," he said.

Oh well.

The Devils could announce a coach next week, and one has to believe it's down to Lou Lamoriello's Montreal Canadiens fetish vs. his appreciation for nostalgia.

The Habs Fetish options are Guy Carbonneau and Michel Therrien, both of whom have been linked to the Devils vacancy.

The nostalgia option might be Larry Robinson, the former Devils head and assistant coach who ran the team's developmental camp this week and another short-term solution. Because when pressed for a solution, Lamoriello has been known to go with what he knows.

Just ask Lemaire.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/No-seriously-Jacques-Lemaire-isn-t-coaching-De?urn=nhl-wp9153

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Puck Daddy chats with Panthers coach Kevin Dineen about free-agent windfall, chemistry challenges and Hartford Whalers

New coach Kevin Dineen was expecting the Florida Panthers to add some players in the offseason. Admittedly, he didn't expect the combination of trades and free-agent signings that brought about a dozen new faces to the Panthers' roster, many of them high-profile names.

He said the guy who hired him, GM Dale Tallon, began clearing salary cap space last season; and that, in the end, it comes down to how each player can help the team.

"You can't just do it to do it," said Dineen.

It's Dineen's first NHL job, after a 19-year playing career with stops in Hartford and Philadelphia as well as his six years as head coach of the AHL Portland Pirates. And with the money the team spent in the offseason, the expectations are on Dineen to turn this franchise's fortunes around.

We spoke with him on Thursday about the Panthers' offseason; the chemistry challenges new players present; his coaching style; his goaltending; what he learned from being rejected from other gigs; and three questions that speak to our obsession with the Hartford Whalers, and probably yours as well.

Enjoy.

Q. What was July 1 like for you? Are you and Tallon in constant contact or was your phone blowing up with "and now I signed this guy" texts?

DINEEN: Dale and I probably talked about four times, but I was getting updates. Anything that had to do with players that I made be familiar with, they were reaching out to me. I'm obviously very comfortable with the staff that was involved.

You sit there and you talk about potential, and where the organization is going. And then all of a sudden, within a day, you're talking about actual people. Instead of what we think we can be, it's what we actually are.

At what point did you start figuring out line combinations?

Oh boy ? that's been going on a lot this week.

I was playing a lot with it early on. I guess you can say I'm fortunate to have a decent amount of people around the League who can give me feedback. Someone like [Chicago Blackhawks Coach] Joel Quenneville could talk to me about three of our players. Or Dave Tippett in Phoenix had a couple of our players. Or Dean Evason in Washington that had two of our players.

That circle of confidants out there made me feel more comfortable, having actually coached this players before.

Are they brutally honest about what to expect?

It's like anything: You get the real positive feedback, and you get the constructive criticism as well. It ain't all flowers and roses, for sure.

This is your first NHL coaching gig, and you're taking on a team where the chemistry is going to be tough to figure with so many new players. Is it on you to facilitate that chemistry or does it ultimately fall on the players to figure it out?

The advantage I have is that we have six exhibition games and five of them are in South Florida. After the Dallas game, we have eight days between our last exhibition game and opening night. That stretch of time is going to be extremely valuable.

I'm extremely excited about it. I've got a strong staff in Gord Murphy and Craig Ramsay. We're trying to create a quality atmosphere so players want to be here.

My pet theory on this is that it's like an incoming freshman class. Like there's going to be chemistry based on the fact that there are so many new faces entering at the same time, in a "we're all in this together" kind of way.

I agree with you on that. It's very unique. But in saying that, I look at Mike Weaver and Stephen Weiss and David Booth and Scotty Clemmensen as having a big presence on this team. Before you can move forward, you have to look a little bit at your history. We've had some quality guys that were here in the past.

In talking to Dale Tallon at the draft about the acquisition of Brian Campbell, he said that it was partially done because he wants this team to play an up-tempo, offensive aggressive game. Does that fit with your coaching style?

Yes, it does.

When you're coaching in the AHL, you usually have to mirror your parent team's system. Well, you know, when I'm working with the Anaheim Ducks and they have Chris Pronger and Scott Niedermayer at the points, sometimes that's not always easy to do.

Over the last couple of years, the Buffalo Sabres scouts have done a really good job of drafting speed and skill. Coaching the players that I did, that was the kind of up-tempo game that we had.

I'm not stating exactly how we're playing. You can get pigeonholed into saying things like "we're going to be a high-pressure team." But we have high-end speed, and we're going to take advantage of that.

One of the guys who doesn't exactly have those wheels is Ed Jovanovski. He's a veteran player; how do you see his role next year? As a mentor?

Eddie Jovanovski is going to be an extremely important part of our team, having a guy with his veteran presence. He's going to help. It's not always going to be through his play. Eddie was here for a while, and he's going to be able to help players get acclimated.

He also understands players around the league, and is going to be able to share that with young players. Management and player development people can talk to [a young player] a lot, but when the guy in the stall next to you has that experience, you can't put a price tag on it.

You mentioned Clemmensen before; how are you feeling about your goaltending with Clemmensen and Jose Theodore?

I'm excited about it. It's a veteran presence in net. When you look at what Timmy Thomas did last year for the Boston Bruins, I think it opened a lot of eyes. Jose is a competitive guy. So is Scotty. Both are ready to get it going this year.

Jose was part of that free agent class, and there's no question the Panthers have dramatically increased their payroll between the time you were hired and today. Does that affect expectations for you, or that are placed on you?

Let's be clear here: We're not competing with Tampa Bay's payroll. Or Washington's or the Rangers' payroll. Those are always handy excuses to use. For us, it's a dollar figure. That's all it is. When I get into that locker room, I'm not looking at a payroll ? I'm looking at the players that we have.

Let's go back to you getting this gig. You've been up for NHL jobs before, as a finalist for the Columbus Blue Jackets opening in recent years; is there anything you learned having gone through this process that you think put you over the top for this job?

When you go through that ? you know, you go about your business, you come in, you do your work.� A lot of times, I respect what the players do and kind of lean towards talking about the players a lot. I think what that process does is that it makes you have to verbalize how you run your business. I think that's what it did for me: Made me able to verbalize how we did things in Portland; and how I worked with Brian Burke and Bob Murray in Anaheim and with Darcy Regier in Buffalo.

It's almost like developing a sales pitch.

Yeah, and that's the problem. You sit there and it gets into a little bit of self-promotion. I don't know if that's a strength of mine. I like to think it's not one of my strengths, actually.

We just had Irish Mickey Ward here [at development camp] speaking to the players. It's incredible to here about how when you're a boxer, you're all alone in the ring. But when you're part of a hockey organization, you've got to understand there are lots of pieces of the puzzle.

Our readers will revolt if I don't ask a few questions about the Whalers. First: Is "Brass Bonanza" your ringtone?

[Laughs] "Brass Bonanza" is not my ringtone, but when they put me six feet under they might throw "The Brass Bonanza" in there. It's the one song I'm most associated with.

We've been told you scored the last goal in Whalers' history. Where is that puck, sir?

It's sitting on a mantle in Lake George, NY.

We got the Winnipeg Jets back; do you ever envision a day when we might see the NHL return to Hartford?

There's some incredible memories in Hartford, that's for sure. And there are a large group of people who want Mr. Bettman to know they're ready to support a team. But as you know, there's a lot of work to be done before a team can be put back there. It starts with infrastructure, and I think that's an advantage that Winnipeg had with that beautiful rink.

[A return to Hartford] would be incredible to see, and I think they have the right person in Howard Baldwin working for it.

Finally, I wanted to talk about rivalry. You played for Hartford and Philly, so you know how great rivalries stoke fan passions. The Panthers have never really had that, even against the Tampa Bay Lightning. Have you thought about that at all in coming to this market, knowing that selling tickets is going to be part of the equation?

When you played in the 1980s and 1990s, you knew that when Hartford and Boston played it was going to be an absolute war.

When someone's right across the wetlands [like the Lightning], there's certainly a rivalry. Give them credit ? they've done a heck of a job. It starts at the top. There's good buzz over there. But we'd like to clip them a little bit next year.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Daddy-chats-with-Panthers-coach-Kevin-Dinee?urn=nhl-wp9177

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Behold Steve Mason?s gruesome new ?Evil Dead? Civil War mask

Columbus Blue Jackets goalie Steve Mason tweeted images of his new goalie mask on Tuesday, with one side covered in the red, white and blue of the Ohio state flag and the other side straight out of the nightmares of a Civil War veteran:

Ken Hitchcock just found his new screensaver.

The skull on the right side is an homage to the poster for "Evil Dead 2", which brings us forever closer to getting an image of Bruce Campbell with a shotgun (aka "boom stick") on a goalie mask.

This is perhaps the best horror movie tribute on a goalie mask that didn't involve an owner turning his goaltender into a billboard for a "SAW" sequel.

Mason said the mask was designed by David Gunnarsson, the master airbrush artist behind some of the greatest masks in hockey today. He previously designed Mason's mask for the Blue Jackets' Civil War cannon-themed third jerseys.

Really digging the Harvey Two-Face nature of the mask ? although it does also indirectly speak to Mason's issues with consistency, we suppose ? hero one night, horror show the next. But the Columbus brass have given him a vote of confidence this offseason with their moves, hoping he can reclaim that rookie of the year form from 2009.

If nothing else, he'll have one of the NHL's top masks this season. Although it does fall a few notches behind Carey Price's Heritage Classic mask on the creep-tastic scale. In the sense that we sometimes leap out of bed screaming because we're convinced Carey Price's Heritage Classic mask is staring at us through the window.

s/t to reader Ryan Real for the images.

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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Behold-Steve-Mason-s-gruesome-new-Evil-Dead-Ci?urn=nhl-wp9057

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Why the Oilers cut ties with Andrew Cogliano in Ducks trade

With his arbitration hearing looming on July 21, the Edmonton Oilers shipped the rights to center Andrew Cogliano to the Anaheim Ducks for a second-round 2013 draft pick.

Maybe he becomes a top six forward for Anaheim. It wasn't going to happen in Edmonton.

Cogliano finished his fourth year with the Oilers with 11 goals and 24 assists, which were better numbers than he had while treated like a spare part by former coach Pat Quinn in 2009-10 but still not where they should be at this stage of his development.

His faceoff winning percentage was atrocious: 41.6 percent last season (461-647) after posting a 43-percent winning percentage in the previous season. That was one reason why blogger Tyler Dellow didn't see Cogliano as a long-term prospect for the Oilers last September, the others being that "he isn't really a guy who creates a lot of offence or one who is particularly good defensively.

Upon his arbitration filing this summer, Jay Parr-Pearson of Oilers Republic wrote:

Many fans may want to wax poetically about thinking and believing that this players is kind of like another player and therefore worth keeping. Nonsense. If my aunt were my uncle she'd have balls. Cogliano is simply overrated beyond all good sense and judgment. He is a dimensionless player.

He was also a player that, looking at the Oilers roster, didn't have an obvious place in the lineup or the team's finances. (Don't look now, but the Oilers only have $7.9 million in cap space per Cap Geek). So it was time to go.

How does it fit in Anaheim? From Ducks Blog:

The Ducks have made upgrading their third line a focus of this off-season and General Manager Bob Murray opted to go the trade route rather than overpaying through free agency. Cogliano figures to become their third-line center but he'll first need to be signed to a new contract.

A third-line center who can't win draws. OK then.

Cogliano put work in last offseason, hitting the gym and working on technical aspects of his game. He's still young, which means that alluring potential is still there. But he's yet to show anything that makes one think he'll fulfill it. Maybe a change in venue, and voices in management, helps.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Why-the-Oilers-cut-ties-with-Andrew-Cogliano-in-?urn=nhl-wp9024

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NHL Free Agents 2011: 5 Ways Stan Bowman's Moves Improved the Chicago Blackhawks

Chicago Blackhawks GM Stan Bowman promised change this offseason.  The man certainly delivered on his pledge.

Bowman sent some familiar names packing this summer, brought in a slew of new faces to the organization and re-signed key personnel.  As the smoke from a busy offseason clears, here's how things stand.

Out are Troy Brouwer, Brian Campbell, Tomas Kopecky, Jake Dowell, Fernando Pisani and Marty Turco.  Right now it appears Chris Campoli, Ryan Johnson and Jordan Hendry will also be in other sweaters next season.

In are Alexander Salak, Rostislav Olesz, Brent McLean, Steve Montador, Andrew Brunette, Jamal Mayers, Sean O'Donnell, Daniel Carcillo and Sami Lepisto.  A piece or two may be obtained before camp opens, but for the most part it appears the major work on the roster is complete.

As opposed to last year, when Bowman was saddled with the job of dumping salary and shopping the bargain bin for role players, the head man created the space he needed to better the team then set about that task.

Here are five ways I feel the 'Hawks are in better shape following Bowman's house-cleaning.

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Source: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/773267-nhl-free-agency-5-ways-stan-bowmans-moves-improved-the-chicago-blackhawks

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NHL & Disney Team Up

NEW YORK (July 20, 2011) ? The National Hockey League (NHL) and Disney Consumer Products have revealed plans to co-brand merchandise featuring characters from Disney Channel?s Emmy Award-winning animated series, Phineas and Ferb, in the 2011-12 NHL� season. The NHL made the announcement today at the 2011 NHL Exchange licensed products and retail trade show inside the Air Canada Centre in Toronto.

The Disney and the NHL collection will include apparel, headwear, house & home products and collectibles featuring characters from Phineas and Ferb wearing NHL and team-branded merchandise. NHL and Disney licensees will deliver the new products to retail stores throughout North America in fall 2011, just in time for the new school year and the 2011-12 NHL season.

Source: http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/hockey/comments/nhl_disney_team_up/

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Chronicles of Stanley: Steven Tyler loving Cup, hospital surprises

The Chronicles of Stanley is an occasional series this summer that tracks the Boston Bruins as they each get their special alone time with the Stanley Cup.

The circle is complete for the Boston Bruins and Steven Tyler.

Please recall back in Oct. 2010 when Tyler delivered the National Anthem before a Bruins' home game with a "hideous shrieking" performance that we likened to "an alley cat with strep throat after a Novocain injection."

Or, in summary, it sounded like Steven Tyler in 2010.

But seeing as how the Bruins themselves went from an underwhelming regular season to clutching the Stanley Cup, it's only appropriate that Mr. American Idol Judge himself had a chance to do the same last week.

From the Aerosmith fan site Aero Force One:

One of the most prestigious trophies of all of sports, The Stanley Cup made its second visit to Aerosmith's studio, "Pandora's Box," on Friday. The band's producer, Jack Douglas, arranged to have the Cup there with some of the Bruins training staff. The boys took about an hour off from recording while they posed for pictures with Lord Stanley's bowl.� As you may remember back in 2003, Boston native Jay Pandolfo of the champion New Jersey Devils brought the loving Cup to the same studio when the band was recording "Honkin' on Bobo" with Jack. D�j� vu all over again!

Of course, this sort of dignitary visiting Aerosmith is the same old story, same old song and dance my friends:

Joe told me they used to rehearse in the visiting teams locker room. He said it was very common to see the likes of Andre the Giant, Bruno Sammartino and George the Animal Steele walking by as well as Bruins greats Bobby Orr, Phil Esposito or fashion plate of the day Derek Sanderson.� Also, 1972 was the last year the Bruins won the Cup.

If we could fire up the DeLorean and arrange a conversation between Phil Esposito and George "The Animal" Steele ?

Check out this link for more images, including the Stanley Cup becoming infinitely cooler when Joe Perry allowed it to hydrate him.

(Coming Up: The Cup invades New Hampshire; meets cute old ladies and Brutus Beefcake; and try to hold back the tears during a children's hospital visit.)

The Cup Hits The Tiki Deck

When people find out about the Cup coming to town, especially in a place like Tewksbury, Mass., you can expect one or two or a thousand people to suddenly flash mob the Chalice:

You know your event is big time when Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake (a huge B's fan, incidentally) is on the scene. Here's more from the club:

Boston Bruins equipment manager and New Hampshire resident Keith Robinson was the guy who took the Cup to Tewksbury, and he was determined to make his visit to Newburyport a little more low-key. He brought the Grail to Michael's Harborside, a restaurant; from The Eagle Tribune and Kris Summit, the joint's manager:

About 200 people were able to get up close and personal with the Cup after it was placed outside on the restaurant's tiki deck shortly before 11 p.m. The lower-level deck offered plenty of room for fans waiting in line for their chance to touch it as well as great vantage points for the folks taking in the scene from the deck above.

Summit said the Cup's appearance was kept quiet, per Robinson's request, to avoid a duplication of its appearance in Tewksbury, a fundraiser that drew thousands of people in a short time. "It was absolutely awesome. Customers were amazingly gracious and organized. Nobody got out of hand; they were so ecstatic to see it," Summit said.

Here's the Cup's arrival at the Harborside:

Robinson also had a chance to bring the Cup back to his native New Hampshire, as you'll see in this news report. Cute old lady and Stanley Cup tattoo alert! (Though not a combination of both.)

The Cup in Rochester

On Sunday, Rochester-native Derek Repucci, an assistant trainer and massage therapist, arranged to have the Cup on display at the Rochester Arena where it drew a solid crowd and a police escort on the way out:

Fans started lining up at 4:30 a.m. for the Cup, and the crowd totaled around 2,000 people. From Fosters:

Mayor T.J. Jean read a proclamation naming July 10, 2011, as Derek Repucci Day in Rochester.

"An amazing day," said the mayor, lauding the many people who made the day a success on very short notice, naming volunteers from Rochester Youth Hockey, the arena staff and the local police department, among others.

Repucci called the championship and ensuing days some of the most unbelievable moments in his life.

"Since I was 19 years old and a freshman at Springfield College, my goal was to be involved in the National Hockey League," said Repucci, who holds a master's degree in exercise science.

His brother Kyle, principal of Epping Junior/Senior High School, stood proudly by, commenting he knew his brother could do anything he set his mind to, "and here he is proving it."

Damn good massaging in the playoffs, Mr. Repucci. Damn good.

We Need The Stanley Cup, Stat!

Some of the best Stanley Cup visits are the surprise visits. Like when Bruins trainer Scott Waugh spend some of his day with the Cup on Monday to bring it around to South Shore Hospital.

From The Patriot Ledger:

Rita McSweeney of Weymouth (pictured above) said she hopes the Cup would make her get better soon after Waugh placed the trophy beside her. "It is absolutely unbelievable," McSweeney's daughter Karen Hunter said. "I was in the cafeteria and I heard it (Cup) was coming and I hurried back."

The Cup's presence left Robert Catyb awestruck when Waugh placed it on his bed. "This is fantastic," said Catyb after he touched the trophy. "I can't believe it. I've seen some great trophies before, but this is the best.� The Bruins deserve to have it. I can't believe I touched the Stanley Cup."

Awesome stuff. See more images here.

And now, please adjust your tissue boxes accordingly and Waugh takes the Stanley Cup to Massachusetts General Hospital and MassGeneral Hospital for Children.

Hockey rules.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Chronicles-of-Stanley-Steven-Tyler-loving-Cup-?urn=nhl-wp9002

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Chris Osgood, Red Wings face their future

That a conference call on July 19 between Detroit Red Wings GM Ken Holland, free-agent goalie Chris Osgood and the media has sparked so much interest speaks to either the scarcity of news at this point in the NHL summer or the genuine cloudiness of the goalie's future.

Was this like the Nicklas Lidstrom conference call, which went from being a potential retirement announcement to instead regarding the extension of his contract for another year?

Or was this the end of the oft-injured, 38-year-old, 3-time Stanley Cup champion netminder, with former Red Wings goalie Ty Conklin still lingering on the free-agent market as a Plan B should Osgood not be retained?

And if this was the end ? well then let the Hall of Fame debate begin.

Turns out it's not the end: The Detroit Free Press (via reader Drew Davis) reports the call will announce Osgood's back for another season with the Red Wings.

The Chief from Abel To Yzerman's not thrilled with this development:

For the record, I'm against this.� Nothing about Osgood the last two seasons gives us any indication that this is a smart move.� The minute Osgood says he's coming back, the best backup on the market (to include him) is gone and this time for good. Ty Conklin should have been signed two weeks ago.

That's the truth. But if Osgood can't answer the bell, there will still be options available to find a backup for Jimmy Howard not named Joey MacDonald. And if he stays healthy, then you have a veteran spot-starter that's still a beloved player in the organization.

It's a risk, given his health and ineffectiveness; but Holland has shown a soft spot for sentimentality before (see: Modano, Mike). It's Holland's call, and apparently the one he's made is another year of Chris Osgood.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Chris-Osgood-Red-Wings-face-their-future?urn=nhl-wp9338

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Video: Watch Joe Sakic sink a $1 million hole-in-one

The 17th hole at the Edgewood Tahoe Golf Course in Lake Tahoe is 162 yards and a par-3.

After Sunday, you can add another detail to its legacy: It's the hole on which former Colorado Avalanche star Joe Sakic won $1 million.

Sakic sunk that hole-in-one at the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship, where a perfect shot on the 17th earned a $1 million bonus from the tournament sponsor ? half of it going to Sakic and half going to Lance Armstrong's Livestrong Foundation.

From USA Today, Sakic said:

"That's a shot you never imagine hitting," said Sakic, who won two Stanley Cups with the Colorado Avalanche. "I've never even been close before. If you're going to do it, why not here?"

The shot was great. The charitable aspect was great. But Sakic's reaction was classic: The slow recognition of what he accomplished, followed by that arms-raised start to his victory lap, like he was carrying the Stanley Cup. (And he didn't have to hand his 8-iron to Ray Bourque afterwards, either!)

Congrats to Burnaby Joe. Certainly something to talk about with the other inductees when he's a first-ballot Hall of Famer in 2012 (one assumes).

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-Watch-Joe-Sakic-sink-a-1-million-hole-in?urn=nhl-wp9274

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Tomas Kaberle Leaves Boston Bruins: Why the Defense Is Better Without Him

The Boston Bruins made a blockbuster trade with the Toronto Maple Leafs last season, acquiring defenseman Tomas Kaberle to help the power play unit.

As an offensive defenseman and one of the best "puck-moving" d-men in the league, Kaberle was supposed to help the Bruins offense flow more fluidly.

But Kaberle struggled mightily in Boston, and took a long time to get used to the very defensive system of coach Claude Julien.

As the playoffs progressed, however, Kaberle began to look comfortable in Boston and he was making fewer mistakes.

As the summer free-agency period began, it was clear Kaberle would not be back unless he was willing to take a pay cut. The Carolina Hurricanes offered him a good deal at $12.75 million over three years, which he accepted.

With Kaberle gone, let's look at how the Bruins defense should shape up next season.

Nicholas Goss is a Boston Bruins featured columnist for Bleacher Report, and was the organization's on-site reporter for the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals in Boston. Follow him on Twitter for Bruins news and analysis.

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Source: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/772226-tomas-kaberle-leaves-boston-bruins-why-the-defense-is-better-without-him

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Puck Headlines: Vokoun Capitals? starter; Miss USA, Canucks fan

Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

? Miss USA Alyssa Campanella, shown here preparing in case Lil' Wayne is a judge at the Miss Universe pageant, tells Fox Sports West that she's a huge hockey fan ? of the Vancouver Canucks. "I don't have a favorite player, but I do like watching the Sedins score. I think I like Henrik, but I don't exactly have a particular favorite." Sorry, Daniel. [Fox Sports West]

? Boston Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli on talks with Brad Marchand, a restricted free agent: "We've continued to talk. We've had some discussion, and we'll leave it at that." [Big Bad Blog]

? The Washington Capitals rode Michal Neuvirth through their (brief) playoff run last postseason, but Coach Bruce Boudreau says it's free-agent signee Tomas Vokoun's job: "If you're looking at a guy that's had the experience and done everything and if they're a No. 1 goalie... You've got to give Vokoun the respect that he's coming in and he's going to be the No. 1 guy. We'll see where it goes from there." [Capitals Insider]

? The 10 best free agent signings of the off-season so far. [Stanley Cup of Chowder]

? BREAKING: NATO commander from New England is a Bruins fan. [CP]

? Great look at the Dallas Stars post Brad Richards from Mike Heika: "Could new coach Glen Gulutzan better use Richards on the power play now that Souray is there to take some pressure off?� On paper, that would have been the best answer.� Too bad it was never an option." [Dallas Stars Blog]

? Why the NHL turned over its ad sales to NBC Universal. [Ad Age]

? The many financial headaches for Gary Bettman this summer. [Globe & Mail]

? Tampa Bay Lightning GM Steve Yzerman on trade offers for Steven Stamkos from other teams: "I'm not interested in discussing a possible trade. I'm committed to re-signing Steven." [Lightning Strikes]

? Please to be welcoming Rodriguez and Granderson Are Dead to the hockey blogosphere. If this post on the salary cap is any indication, it's a great addition to the debates. [R&GAD]

? Looking at the current career arc of former top prospect Angelo Esposito, now a member of the Florida Panthers. [HOTH]

? Jaroslav Jirik, the first Czech allowed to play in the NHL during the country's communist era, died Monday in a plane crash. He was 71. [CP]

? The Phoenix Coyotes are vital to the survival of the potentially foreclosed-upon Westgate City Center, though perhaps not as vital as a Target Outlet Store would be. [Arizona Republic]

? Wayne Gretzky is selling some kind of muscle supplement miracle bill. Is the science real? Better question: Why the [expletive] is he wearing purple and silver? [Singularity Hub]

? The Anaheim Ducks sign Dan Sexton to a two-year deal that's "two-way in nature in the�first year and�one-way in 2012-13." [Ducks Blog]

? Breaking down the specifics on a Blake Comeau arbitration with the New York Islanders. [Lighthouse Hockey]

? Looking back at the early harbingers of doom on long-term player contracts in the NHL. [The Good Point]

? Interesting piece by Tyler Dellow on the value of winning faceoffs on the penalty kill, as his statistic evaluation of the season's power plays finds a small difference in effectiveness for teams that win or lose the opening draw of a kill. [mc79hockey]

? With Nicklas Lidstrom bringing up the mean, the Detroit Red Wings had the oldest defense among NHL playoff teams. The youngest on average? The Nashville Predators. [The Ruff Writers]

? Interesting analysis of Teemu Selanne, Paul Kariya and their numbers playing together. [Battle of Cali]

? Lee Sweatt to the Ottawa Senators. [TSN]

The Chief offers the expected response to our Commodore 64 post. We've done this dance with him for so long that we've worn out the hardwood. That said, the editor of 'Tin Foil-To-Persecution Complex' accusing someone else of an "effort at martyrdom" ranks among the most unintentionally hilarious moments of the young offseason. Kudos. [Abel To Yzerman]

? Ryan Batty on the low expectations for the Edmonton Oilers. Congrats for a nice tie-in with a personal story about his wife, and for not using "Lowe" in the headline like NHL.com would. [Copper & Blue]

? There is no offseason for NHL.com Pundays! How many ways can one site use "Brad" in headlines? [The Royal Half]

? The wife of Adam Pineault, a Columbus Blue Jackets draft pick in 2004, has been diagnosed with Acute Myelogenous Leukemia, a rare form of cancer. Puck-Rakers is asking for some help, either in funds or good vibes for them. [Puck-Rakers]

? Finally, Lambert mentioned this in What We Learned, but here's Episode 1 of a behind the scenes documentary (6 part series) on the Minnesota Wild off-season. In runs about 22 minutes.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Headlines-Vokoun-Capitals-starter-Miss-U?urn=nhl-wp8983

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Joel Ward ready to meet playoff expectations with Capitals

ARLINGTON, VA ? Joel Ward arrived at the Washington Capitals' practice facility in Arlington, Va., on Tuesday while the team's Rookie Development Camp was ongoing; as a group of young players attempted to hone their craft, learn the game, make an impression and, hopefully, get to the place where Joel Ward has arrived.

Ward turned three productive years (and four seasons total) as a right wing with the Nashville Predators, as well as an outstanding 2011 postseason of 13 points in 12 games, into a 4-year, $12 million free-agent contract with the Capitals.

It's that playoff success, and his physical game, that made him an attractive option on the open market for a team that has failed to advance past the second round in the Eastern Conference despite a string of division titles.

"I've enjoyed playoff hockey since I was five years old," said Ward, who followed former Chicago Blackhawks forward Troy Brouwer's introduction on Monday as a new Capitals player.

"In the playoffs, it's a lot of grind game. A lot of wear and tear. Your top scorers on both sides are cancelling out. So you need your back end to fill in, and you can tell that with guys like myself and Brouwer and others that it's going to be a grind game. Keep pucks in our own zone and wear out the other team," he said.

That's the role he envisions with the team, and it's a vision his coach was ready to hear him pitch.

Coach Bruce Boudreau said his interactions with newly acquired free agents are informal at this point in the offseason.

"It's me saying, 'Hi ? any questions? How are you doing? What can we do this summer to help you out? Where do you think you fit in? Where do we think you fit in?'" said Boudreau.

Establishing those preliminary expectations are important, said Boudreau.

"I always want to listen to what they say. Sometimes the players think ? and I'm not saying Joel's this way ? but sometimes the players think their role is different than they anticipated," he said.

"When I was in the [East Coast Hockey League] I'd sign a guy out of college and he'd think he was a top 3 forward that's going to score 40 goals, and I think he's just a checker. But it's great to know what they think. It's a whole getting-to-know-you process."

For example: Ice time.

Ward earned the second-most ice time with the Predators last season among forwards, skating 17 minutes and 4 seconds on average, right behind center Mike Fisher (18:22). He played on the power play and shorthanded.

That average would have placed Ward sixth on the Capitals. The top right wing in ice time was Mike Knuble at 17:52; the next highest was Eric Fehr at 12:35.

Boudreau said that's part of the adjustment for a new addition. The coach pointed to Jason Chimera as an example of a player who skated over 16 minutes a night for the Columbus Blue Jackets before seeing that ice time cut to just over 13 minutes on average after coming to the Capitals.

For Ward, it's all part of a game he's spent the last 14 years understanding better at each level.

Like the young players on the ice at development camp, Ward had to learn plenty about his game, and the game itself, before excelling in the NHL. The Toronto native played four years in the OHL, then four in Canadian college hockey and then three with the Minnesota Wild's AHL affiliate in Houston. It was there that he said former NHL coach Kevin Constantine enlightened him and put him on a path to the NHL.

"He taught me how to play the game properly. How to play in the National Hockey League. He sat me down, broke down hockey. Not to just go out there to play it or watch it on TV, but how to properly watch hockey," said Ward.

A student of the game, Ward said his expectations are in focus for his new gig with the Capitals.

"I'm not going to go out there and score 50 goals," he said. "[Boudreau] talked briefly about what's going to happen. It's no secret for me. I know what I have to do.

"I just told him I'm excited to be part of the team. Slot me in wherever."

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Joel-Ward-ready-to-meet-playoff-expectations-wit?urn=nhl-wp9047

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terça-feira, 19 de julho de 2011

Gallery: Boston Bruins Bear Photoshop Contest Roars Ahead

Gallery 1 of our Boston Bruins Bear Cup Celebration Photoshop Contest was a cavalcade of bloody images, ingenious jokes and beer references.� As you can see from this entry by reader Eric Pratt, Gallery 2 builds on that tradition:

The submissions are all in, the Puck Daddy brainless trust is mulling the possibilities, and we'll have the winners announced at the start of Puck Daddy Radio today at 1 p.m. ET/10 a.m. PT, and subsequently on the site.

Again: One lucky winner from the Boston area gets to attend tonight's VIP premiere of the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup DVD, and we're giving away five copies of the DVD to runners-up.

Prepare yourselves for the hilarity and inanity of Bruins Bear Cup Celebration Contest, Gallery 2!

And here ? we ? go.

In our first gallery, we gave you severed limbs. In our second, we give you ? more severed limbs. From reader "I Have a Bad Monkey":

"The bear celebrating his day with the Cup at home. I guess Mamma bear didn't like Phil Pritchard."

Well, at least Mike Bolt endures.

More gruesome goodness, this time from Photoshop contest veteran Trevor Ezaki. Nothing washes down a bloody hand like a nice, cool Amstel Light.

Reader Julio Rivera also focuses on the finger bite:

"Here is the bear reminding Burrows that you eat cold cuts, tuna and lobster ? not�people."

Mmmmm ? cold cuts.

This one from reader Jeff Frechette is rather brilliant. If you don't get the reference, this was the Vancouver Canucks' super secret motivational poster in their locker room. (Frechette also did the Luongo tire pump image from Gallery 1.)

Oh, reader Mike Tan, that's just mean. Although we do feel suddenly refreshed.

It wouldn't be a Puck Daddy Photoshop contest without a "300" tribute. Let's face it: Reader Brad Dale probably could have left King Leonidas alone and just convinced us it was Zdeno Chara.

OK, this one dips into the story archive a bit. Remember that post about the guy in Tampa Bay whose HOA went after him for having Lightning signs on his lawn? Reader Brett Buda believes he's discovered who took the photo of the Lightning fan's house and squealed to the community killjoys about it. Well-played.

OK, this next one is a Down Goes Brown special, as we discover the secret of Tim Thomas's mustache through the power of MAGNIFICATION!

Every time Tim Thomas shaves there are a million tiny growls of anguish.

Richie Preds Fan finds a sneaky way to get around our No Riots edict in the contest. We'll allow it.

Lesson learned via reader Ryan Lilien.

A second effort from Eric Pratt (who did the opening image with the heads on the wall). Our eyes are drawn to the glass container on the right. Honey? Urine? Honey-scented urine?

Here's our Photoshop ace John Schultz with a "Dogs Playing Poker"-esque look at the Boston Bruins.

And finally, we have to give Dan Sassone props for this concept:

The Stanley Cup of Bruins Bear Photoshops.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Gallery-Boston-Bruins-Bear-Photoshop-Contest-Ro?urn=nhl-wp9285

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